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‘The Front Row’: A movie

<font size="4"><font size="3">What do the stars talk about at the runway shows? Find out in a gripping new film. We got our hands on the screenplay. </font></font>

What do the stars talk about at the runway shows? Find out in a gripping new film. We got our hands on the screenplay. Here’s a sneak peek at a few excerpts:

Scene 1: in NEW YORK


EVA MENDES: Hi, ladies. Wow, we’re a weird assortment of people.
RACHEL ZOE: I know, right! I die! Were it not for fashion, why else would we be hang­ing out together?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Fashion brings us together. It’s a universal unifier.
OLIVIA PALERMO: Who am I?
COURTNEY LOVE: You’re a bitch, bitch. Look at me, bitches!
EVA MENDES: (quietly) Who invited Courtney?
MARY-KATE OLSEN: (whispering back) Ashley did. How else would the rest of us look so good?
RUMER WILLIS: Hi, guys, is this seat taken?

Scene 2:?in MILAN

WILLOW SMITH: Mommy, do you think I could be a fashion designer? I’ve been studying the economics, and according to my research, if I combined the bravura of Alexan­der McQueen and the business model of Dior, I could make quite a profit, even after taxes.
JADA PINKETT SMITH: Whatever you want, dear. Just make sure I get my usual cut. Now hush. Mommy’s trying to talk to her new friend.
MEGAN FOX: Um, Miss Pinkett Smith … let go for a sec?
GEORGE CLOONEY: Darfur, Darfur, Darfur, Darfur.
WILLOW SMITH: I want some adult conversation. I’m out. I see Tavi one row back.

Scene 3:?in Paris

KANYE WEST: I have decided to become the BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME!!!! I put it on my things to do in this lifetime list!
DIANE KRUGER: That is great news, Kanye. Now keep it down. The show is about to begin.
KANYE WEST: No, seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds … these are not fronts … I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds.
VANESSA PARADIS: Yes, you told us before. Now will you please be quiet.
KANYE WEST: Is it super lonely and miserable to buy yourself a Cartier love bracelet ... WELL I GUESS I DO LOVE MYSELF. LOL!!!
LOU DOILLON: Qui est ce connard?
KANYE WEST: Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on. I need a flight to Brazil as soon as possible. This is gonna be a dope ass day.

 
 
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