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GLORXX rescinds his apology to last year’s host. Meanwhile, we apologize to all the innocent rocks out there.


“Air Force launches secret spy satellite”
CBSNEWS.COM, NOV. 22
Air Force really bad at keeping secrets.



“Florida lawmaker calls House ban on hats ‘sexist’”
NEWS.YAHOO.COM, NOV. 22



“Woman says pets can reincarnate”
CBSATLANTA.COM, NOV. 22
Women say all sorts of things; you don’t have to listen.
(Now that’s sexist.)



“Dogs are ‘smarter than cats’”

TELEGRAPH.CO.UK, NOV. 22
Yes, and Americans are smarter than rocks.




“TSA chief rules out body-cavity searches”

CSMONITOR.COM, NOV. 22
Al Qaeda jobs boards now seeking ‘bi-curious’ jihadists.



“Gloria Allred on TSA pat-down: ‘I liked it’”

REALCLEARPOLITICS.COM, NOV. 19
According to reports, it felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Regardless, that doesn’t mean we want to try it.



“Vatican to issue guidelines on sex abuse”
BBC.CO.UK, NOV. 19
Just a thought, but try this one: “Don’t rape children.”



“Dim lights at night linked to depression”

UPI.COM, NOV. 18
Explains persistent cheer from deep in the heart of Texas.





“Tasteless or brilliant? Iceberg water might be both”
BRISBANETIMES.COM.AU, NOV. 22
Not since dodo do-rags has planetery decline been so
effectively monetized.



“Classic Thanksgiving dessert a turn-on”

WPBF.COM, NOV. 19
Aha! So, contrary to what my host said last year, it is not
“morally deviant” for a guest to seduce a pie.

 
 
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