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All typos in this edition of Metro are merely part of an elaborate — if not entirely funny — April Fools’ joke.

“Beware of tax scams”
STAMFORDPLUS.COM, MAR. 25
So the government, then?



“Mass. job fair canceled because of lack of jobs”

BOSTON.COM, MAR. 25
Cue the sad trumpet.



“Reduce your dog’s carbon pawprint”
CNN.COM, MAR. 26
Heel the world?



“Now accepting boyfriend applications”
THOUGHTCATALOG.COM, MAR. 28
Hopefully she doesn’t call our references ...



“No one doubts where Trump was born”
CBSNEWS.COM, MAR. 29
And no one cares, either.



“Violent street mugging saves victim’s life”
SWNS.COM, MAR. 29
A thank you would be nice.




“Teens warned of risks from ‘vodka tampon’ use”
THELOCAL.DE, MAR. 30
Beware the date-rape chaser.



“Obama authorizes secret help for Libya”
REUTERS.COM, MAR. 30
We won’t tell if you don’t.



“Post-sex blues plague a third of young women’
NEWS.YAHOO.COM, MAR. 30
Cry me a river, ladies. Please?



“CEO confidence hits record high”
CHICAGOBREAKINGBUSINESS, MAR. 31
And why shouldn’t it? They’re making even more money
with fewer of those pesky employees to worry about.

 
 
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