“Man giving away candy not a threat”
KCCI.COM, MAR. 12
See! What did I tell you, kids?
“No ‘happy ending’ for Colonel Gaddafi”
BBC.CO.UK, MAR. 13
Libya’s strongman may be forced to deploy his arms.
“Comparing abortion to slavery is ‘the Holocaust of analogies’”
PENSITOREVIEW.COM, MAR. 11
We guess that makes this the Sarah Palin of headlines.
“Glenn Beck: Japan earthquake might be ‘message’ from God”
HUFFINGTONPOST.COM, MAR. 14
Not sure whether the message is “The existence of evil clearly proves I don’t exist” or just “I’m a bloodthirsty maniac unworthy of worship.”
“Bill would end abstinence-only sexual education”
CBSNEWS.COM, MAR. 15
Clinton prefers show and tell.
“How to cope with the loss of an hour”
ABCNEWS.GO.COM, MAR. 11
Snooze button.
“Many millionaires don’t feel rich”
MONTREALGAZETTE.COM, MAR. 14
Poor bastards.
“Doctor admits to smoking 30 joints — a day!”
WTSP.COM, MAR. 11
Then he smokes two more.
“Study: Optimists die younger”
UPI.COM, MAR. 12
Look on the bright side, guys: Fewer funerals.
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