Top Tweets: If you are single on Valentine’s Day

Oh, single people, don’t you just love Valentine’s Day? What’s that, you say? You don’t care that it’s Valentine’s Day? It’s a stupid made-up holiday fueled by the greeting card industry? You hate chocolate anyway, right? Of course you do.

So if you prefer to call Valentine’s Day “Tuesday,” then you might appreciate the trending Twitter thread #IfYouAreSingle.

Here are some of the top tweets with little inspirational words about spending the day solo, why you shouldn’t give up hope, or simply some humor to make you smile — not that you need any cheering up.

#IfYouAreSingle be sure to decide what all-black outfit you’re going to wear ahead of time.
— kate norton (@digikate) February 14, 2012

#IfYouAreSingle it’s because you tweeted Who is Paul McCartney yesterday
— DarthH8ter (@DarthH8ter) February 14, 2012

#IfYouAreSingle & choosy when it comes to finding your soulmate, chances are, you’ll end up with the right one, or die alone.

— ?_? (@FrhSyzwna) February 14, 2012

if Caroline Flack has taught me anything, it’s that #IfYouAreSingle, dont worry, your boyf might not have been born yet
— They call me Kevin (@Charli_Styles) February 14, 2012

#IfYouAreSingle don’t worry. You still have ice cream.
— Jarrett Holt (@JARRETT) February 14, 2012

#IfYouAreSingle open this link… and you’ll become pregnant. twitter.com/Louis_Harry_1D…

— god.(@Louis_Harry_1D) February 14, 2012

#IfYouAreSingleHappy Single Awareness Day .!!
— KEEMII(@iK33MII) February 14, 2012

Those of you that dont know #IfYouAreSingle you’re going to know today when those texts dont get returned and your call goes right to vmail

— Ray Lipowski(@RayLipowski) February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine’s Day. #IfYouAreSingle, quit complaining. Buy yourself a Chocolate Frog and move on.
— Ronald Weasley (@RonTheGinger) February 14, 2012

#IfYouAreSingle, volunteer for #TheHungerGames and win. You’ll never have a shortage of admirers in The Capitol.

— President Snow (@President_Snow) February 14, 2012