Satirical news site The Onion has a knack for pitch-perfect parody, and this Pardon The Interruption spoof tackles Sidney Crosby’s long road back from post-concussion syndrome with all the ferocity Kornheiser and Wilbon wield when they’re clubbing even the most minor of sports stories over the head.
Sidney Crosby Tells Telephone Pole He Has Recovered From Concussion
Gordon, Jokic lead the Nuggets to the brink of a sweep with a 112-105 win over the Lakers in Game 3
The first round of the NFL draft turns into a QB bonanza with a record-setting 6 taken in the top 12
Joel Embiid scores 50 points to lead 76ers past Knicks 125-114 to cut deficit to 2-1
Sergei Bobrovsky makes 26 saves, Panthers beat Lightning 5-3 to take 3-0 series lead
Falcons provide an NFL draft surprise by taking Washington QB Michael Penix Jr. with No. 8 pick
USDA tells producers to reduce salmonella in certain frozen chicken products
South Africa will mark 30 years of freedom amid inequality, poverty and a tense election ahead
Japan announces plans to launch upgraded observation satellites on new flagship rocket’s 3rd flight
As some universities negotiate with pro-Palestinian protesters, others quickly call the police
Corals bred in a zoo have joined Europe’s largest reef. This is offering scientists hope
