A Chinese plane passenger was told that she could not bring a 700 ML bottle of Remy Martin XO Excellence on board a plane so the goddess incarnate reportedly downed the whole thing in one go rather than let it go to waste.
She is our collective spirit animal.
The BBC reports that the woman, only identified as “Zhou,” “began to shout incoherently, then fell over and started rolling around the floor” after downing the bottle.
Zhou then slept off the liquor at airport before being picked up by family members several hours later. She reportedly thanked the police for being bros and nursing her to health.
She’s the hero the world deserves but not the one it needs right now.
Matt Lee is a Web producer for Metro New York. He writes about almost everything and anything. Talk to him (or yell at him) on Twitter so he doesn’t feel lonely@mattlee2669.