OMG: 7 people on Craigslist looking for a ‘blizzard buddy’ to cuddle with and then some..

Welcome to the first real snow storm of the winter. If you’re looking for your storm to be extra “crippling and potentially historic” maybe you should consider meeting up with one of the many strangers on Craiglist looking for a ‘blizzard buddy.’

Or maybe not.

Metro had the priveledge of looking through the personals section of Craigslist to find the lonely sould looking for some innocent, totally platonic, not at all creepy, cuddling during the snow storm.

Here are the best/creepiest/worst:

The snow is falling gently outside. You’re sitting at home, looking out, alone. Not even your cat seems to be interested in you tonight. It’s only 6pm and you’re already lonely. The governor shut down the T and issued a travel ban, not that you have a car. It’s going to be a long night.

But it doesn’t have to be.

Hi, I’m Joe. I can be your ‘Winter Storm Juno’ boyfriend. I specialize in making out, drinking hot cocoa, back massages, and warm baths. I can host, too. I have a gas fireplace, jacuzzi tub, back-up generator, oh, and a Brigham and Women’s Hospital essential personnel badge that lets me drive my car (with snow tires) to come get you and your p*ssy(cat) from your apartment during any travel ban. I’m 6′ tall, handsome, and have enough food stocked up to get us through till Friday. Serious inquires only.

“Anybody else alone for the upcoming Blizzard?
Why not meet up with a cool English guy for indoor activities….
Cooking, Drinking, Movies and cuddles…..
Sound good?
Let’s chat and see……”

Chances are a lot of people will be stuck with nothing to do for the next couple of days. I’m stocked up on food (and more importantly, alcohol), and have nobody to share with. Come over and cuddle to stay away from the awful cold and snow? I’m hosting, obviously.

Seeking snuggle buddy for upcoming blizzard. Will make u pancakes and coffee and hot chocolate all day. You’ll also get my Netflix password. I have lots of thick blankets and interesting books to read if we get snowed in.

Home alone no reason to be looking for a cuddle buddy for tomorrow to pass the time during the blizzard. possibly play in the snow or just cuddle on the couch. we can just order a pizza or fix something to eat open a nice bottle of wine watch a couple of movies to pass the time. if interested please email me and I will provide contact information.

I’m a single 29 year old male living on Wall Street and I dont want to spend the blizzard alone. I have endless amounts of Netflix, HBOGo, Shotime, you name it! I am also alcohol and 420 friendly with some supplies as well.

I’m 29/m, 5’7′ dark hair, blue eyes, average build, d/d free, and well endowed.

I will be more than happy to send pics if you want. Write me back with the subject line “SNOW” so I can weed out the spam, or message me on kik at *****.

At work right now and considering the snow that is coming, I will be leaving early and looking to play. Anyone interested in rolling up, getting high, and getting n*ked let me know!

I am open to attractive fit individuals who are laid back and just looking for a good time. Couples are welcome as I am experienced in most situations. I am 29, very very easy going, self aware, educated, fit, and clean! Average package and groomed below. I love to explore sexuality.

Send me something interesting and maybe we can get together, smoke and f*ck each others brains out. A picture will get one in return. The subject line should read “Blizzard and Blunts”

I’ll provide all party favors and may host the right situation.