Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne on the outs

On the one hand, it’s never nice to hear about a marriage break apart, but on the other it’s inspiring to see that even at age 67, Ozzy Osbourne can throw down like a terrible husband half his age.

Ozzy and wife Sharon Osbourne are reportedly calling it quits after 34 years of marriage and several seasons of reality TV scrutiny because Ozzy is allegedly having an affair with his hairstylist.

”Sharon went ballistic with Ozzy and accused him of having the affair,” a source tells the Sun. “She said she had suspected something had been going on for some time and now had proof. People are wondering whether Sharon went through Ozzy’s phone before accusing him. She has done that before but in the past she was checking if he’d been using drugs.” Sharon reportedly kicked Ozzy out of the house, and he’s now staying in a Los Angeles hotel. “He is not speaking to Sharon,” the source adds. “And she has not let him back into the house.” Yikes.