Carson Wentz was trapped in a bathroom in New Jersey.

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Carson Wentz probably didn't expect his private moments to be the most viral story of the day (so far).

 

Sorry, dude.

 

The Eagles' No. 2 pick, who will presumably replace Sam Bradford at some point,found himself trapped in a gas-station bathroom in New Jersey Wednesday afternoon, and tweetedabout his predicament and his eventual rescue.

 

Naturally, the internet responded as it always does:

 

Weirdly enough, Fox29's Bob Kelly also got stuck in a bathroom this morning. He, too, was saved by garden shears and a swift leg kick.

Sadly, Wentz is staying mum on the identity of his rescuers, and how garden shears managed to crack a door handle. Some things should stay private, we guess.