Manchester United star Ashley Young could learn a thing or two about accuracy from a certain feathered "friend" who hovers around the Old Trafford grounds.
In Man. U's match against Swansea on Saturday, a bird appeared to have crapped in the mouth of the English winger. More fish than chips, for sure.
It looks as though a gust of wind got a hold of the bird's excrement, giving it some sideways projection.
Here's another look, if you haven't ate dinner yet:
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