Poor Robert Pattinson, worrying about his figure. The former “Twilight” star admits that as he inches toward 30, he’s finding it trickier to stay in shape — and harder to hide that fact from prying eyes. “It used to be that I could start working out four weeks before a job and it would be totally fine. Now? Nothing happens,” he laments to the Times.
“What the f— is going on? I had to go on holiday to an extravagant secret location this year because I was afraid of someone photographing my gut.” Man, I hear ya. Except for the extravagant secret locations part. And the going on vacation part. But other than that, totes simpatico.
Also, Pattinson wants it to be known that there is at least one good part about global stardom: “I’m so glad about the vanity required in this job, because if I didn’t have to stay in shape I’d be such a fat-ass,” he admits. The honesty is refreshing, honestly.
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