Over the weekend, Robin Thicke’s girlfriend, a 22-year-old named April Love Geary, announced that she’s got a gut full of the 40-year-old’s baby. Cool, I guess!
Geary announced the news on Instagram, as you do. “Robin and I are very excited to share with you all that we’re having a baby! The due date is March 1st, Alan’s birthday!” Aw.
She also shared a picture of her three-month bump — which, for what it’s worth, looks a lot like me after I have a burrito — on the app, writing “Happy in Hawaii with my lil peanut.”
The pair has been dating since 2014. Thicke already has a kid, Julian, with his ex-wife Paula Patton. They are like, still in the midst of a nasty custody battle.
But congratulations to Thicke — a man who dressed up as Beetlejuice and let Miley Cyrus twerk on him that one time — on your baby and your hot young thing, bb!