In a development important exclusively in New England, Chris Sargent of Haverhill, Mass., has tied the world candlepin bowling record.
Sargent -- who, true to his name, is a police officer -- bowled a 245 in a single string.
If you're from Boston, you're probably impressed right now. If you're not, you're confused.
Isn't that the way it is with so many things, though?