Diarrhea, cha cha cha

In today's print edition, Metro gossip columnist Jason McIntyre tackles the issue of Angel Pagan and the case of the almost-missed at-bat. Turns out the Mets outfielder had to use the bathroom urgently. For those scoring at home, that was a No. 2.

 

Anyway, we re-worded McIntyre's copy to be a little more commuter friendly.

 

Basically, this is what he was trying to say ...