If you missed Nets forward Kris Humphries' Funny or Die debut over the weekend you missed a true gem. It was some of his best acting work since "Kourtney and Kim take New York"
and the time he pretended he was excited about re-signing with New Jersey. (Be warned, the video includes some NSFW language.)
John Axford is very polite
Brewers closer John Axford blew his first save of the season (and 49 straight dating back to last season), but instead of facing the media he skipped out on them and left a note. But unlike Mark Sanchez, he had a good excuse. His wife started to go into labor, so he bailed to go to the hospital. Check out the nice note he left behind:
My favorite part is the ending where he writes "Cliche ... cliche ... another cliche." That pretty much sums up every post-game press conference as well.
Follow Metro New York Sports Editor Mark Osborne on Twitter @MetroNYSports. Cliche, cliche, another cliche.