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Save us Tiger Woods – Metro US

Save us Tiger Woods

No matter what your opinion on Tiger Woods is these days, the sport of golf needs him. The same way Lil’ Wayne needs Drake. No, seriously.

Woods was entertaining and dominant. Now, the sport has been reduced to a bunch of court jesters.

Want proof? See this guy …

Darren Clarke provided one heck of an emotional story this past weekend. The self-proclaimed normal bloke from Northern Ireland made us all Sunday hackers believe we could win a major. Again, nice story — but not entertaining.

Phil Mickelson is past his prime. Clarke probably won’t win another major. Rory McIlroy? Well, he remains the great white hope for this Tiger-less world we’re living in. My suggestion … get Woods to Mexico ASAP to pick up some HgH (and maybe a “From Dusk Till Dawn” style getaway in the desert.