“Web Therapy”
COMEDY. The ridiculous, utter unhelpful, completely hilarious therapy sessions provided by Internet shrink Fiona (Lisa Kudrow) have proven so effective — at least on a comedy level — even Meryl Streep has signed up. The Oscar-winner appears in Season 2 as a gay-conversion therapist working with Fiona’s husband (Victor Garber).
Season premiere, 11 p.m. Showtime
“America’s Got Talent”
REALITY. In the first live episode this season, the final 12 acts perform for your texting approval.
9 p.m., NBC
“Four Houses”
REALITY. Four homeowners with a flair for interior design open their houses and get super catty rating each other’s homes for originality, style and livability, all in the name of winning a $10,000 grand prize and an opportunity to be featured in Better Homes and Gardens magazine.
Series premiere, 10 p.m., TLC
“MasterChef”
REALITY. The chefs craft meals out of food trucks parked at the beach, and, with the fear of Gordon Ramsay instilled in them, pray that sand doesn’t wind up in the special seasoning for the tacos.
9 p.m., Fox
