"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23"
COMEDY. A total "B" (Krysten Ritter) who's best friends with the Beek — that's James Van Der Beek playing a skeezy version of himself — tries to con a sweet Midwesterner new to Manhattan (Dreama Walker) and winds up beaten at her own game. So then the odd couple becomes roommates. Naturally.
Series premiere, 9:31 p.m., ABC
"Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew"
REALITY. If sequins and glitter balls aren't quite your thing, the reality TV dance card now offers this option: Season 7 of this always inventive street-dance crew competition kicks off tonight.
Season premiere, 10 p.m., MTV
REALITY. "Storage Wars" meets air travel when treasure-seeking "auction specialists" bid on unclaimed property left at airports around the world. Wait — there are people who actually forget about their luggage after paying those astronomical baggage fees?
Series premiere, 10 p.m., Travel Channel
"Law & Order: SVU"
DRAMA. Chloe Sevigny guest stars as the wife of a Wall Street exec whose kidnapping may not have been forced.
10 p.m., NBC