‘Two and a Half Men’
COMEDY. “True Blood” star Joe Manganiello provides some serious competition — and intimidation — when he shows up as Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) estranged wife’s new beau. Just wait til he turns into a werewolf!
9 p.m., CBS
REALITY. Couples live like J. Lo — no, not dancing on top of Fiats — but with “Monster-in-Law” family-by-marriage. This series attempts to heal fractured relationships before divorce starts to look like the best option.
Series premiere, 10 p.m., A&E
‘Martha Stewart’s Haunted House’
REALITY. We have a feeling our Jack-o’-lantern with the triangle eyes and buck teeth isn’t going to quite cut it in this “Haunted House.”
8 p.m., Hallmark Channel
COMEDY. Amy’s latest effort to help herself by helping others is to interview for a job at a homeless shelter.
9:30 p.m., HBO