REALITY. Brighton Beach gets a “Real Housewives” knock-off in this docu-drama chronicling both the young and older generations in the Russian-American enclave in Brooklyn. It plays out more like an episode of “Jersey Shore,” and no, that isn’t a good thing.
Series premiere, 10:30 p.m., Lifetime
REALITY. On the judges panel tonight: Kim Kardashian lends her expertise. If, by expertise, we actually mean blather.
9 p.m., Lifetime
COMEDY. Fry becomes a dad after nurturing an alien egg. It turns out to be a horrific monster baby, so don’t worry — his idiocy shouldn’t be able to damage the little tyke too much.
10 p.m., Comedy Central
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