COMEDY. So Rachel finally makes the my two dads introductions to anxious gleeks everywhere: Get ready to meet Hiram and LeRoy, aka Jeff Goldblum and Brian Stokes Mitchell, tonight.
8 p.m., Fox
REALITY. Just, you know, in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, we wonder where Cupid places among these expert marksmen. (“Not very high,” grumbles our recently dumped cousin.)
Season premiere, 10 p.m., History
DRAMA. Gnarly spores blind the crew! That’s what you get when you sign up for a paranormal search party down the Amazon.
9 p.m., ABC
‘The Millionaire Matchmaker Valentine’s Day WWHL Special’
SPECIAL. Matchmaker Patti Stanger offers love advice to viewers — your million-dollar bill for her tips will appear in your Twitter account shortly after she answers your question.
10 p.m., Bravo