COMEDY. Tonight’s 15th (!) season opener is titled “HumancentiPad.” But can it be nearly as funny as Daniel Tosh’s 25-minute summary of the schlock horror film that inspired it? We’re betting yes — this one not only imagines humans sewed end-to-end, it simultaneously lampoons Apple.
Season premiere, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
‘Inside the Royal Wedding’
REALITY. There are at least five royal wedding-related programs to voyeuristically get sucked into tonight. Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira host this one, attempting to give a shred of journalistic credibility to talk about “popping the question” and hush-hush floral arrangements.
8 p.m., NBC
TV Watch List: Wednesday, April 27