‘The Biggest Loser’
REALITY. Twenty new contestants compete for a spot at the ranch, including Roy, a 306-pound 63-year-old who looks like Santa Claus. Or maybe that’s just our Christmas hangover talking.
Season premiere, 8 p.m., NBC
‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
REALITY. Actor Gary Busey trades partners with televangelist Ted Haggard in the inevitable celebrity edition of this reality schlock. Sigh. At least TV can’t possibly get worse than this.
Series premiere, 9 p.m., ABC
‘Work It’
COMEDY. Oh, wait. The premise of this comedy is two dudes dress as women to get jobs? OK, sorry “Celebrity Wife Swap” — this is officially scraping the barrel.
Series premiere, 8:30 p.m., ABC
‘Jane By Design’
DRAMA. A case of mistaken identity lands a quirky high-school student a gig at a hip fashion house. At least she doesn’t have to cross dress to get hired.
Series premiere, 9 p.m., ABC Family
