‘Deadliest Warrior’

REALITY. In Season 3 of the series that throws the baddest of the bad against each other to find history’s toughest fighters, the experts pit George Washington vs. Napoleon Bonaparte and Joan of Arc vs. William the Conqueror. They even throw a bone to sci-fi geeks, once and for all answering the burning question, “Who would win in a zombie vs. vampire war?”

Season premiere, 10 p.m., Spike

‘Storage Wars’

REALITY. We like to pretend we’re in an episode of this show when we throw open our storage locker every season, wondering what surprises await us. Of course, those surprises are typically mouse poop and the foul stench of a sandwich we forgot to take out of a cooler, not priceless antiques and memorabilia.

Season premiere, 10 p.m., A&E

'South Beach Tow'

REALITY. From Jennifer Lopez (really, she serves as producer), comes this tale of parking violation woes.

Series premiere, 10 p.m., truTV

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