If you hadn't noticed from the posters wallpapered over America's public transportation, television's newest comedic sensation "Whitney" premiered last night!
Following the adventures of America's sweetheart Whitney Cummings, the show is a nod back to TV's classic sitcom traditions -- updated for a modern audience!
In case you missed it -- and boy, do we we mean miss -- we've compiled every single funny line from last night's premiere. Watch it, and get ready for more hilarity next week!
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