We certainly learned a lot about Wendy Williams this week on "Dancing with the Stars," like the fact that she used to live in her car, and had to brush her teeth out of birdbaths. Poor Wendy!
That would be a refrain heard often this week, as Williams became the second contestant kicked off "Dancing with the Stars" this season. On "Songs That Mean Something To You" night, Williams' foxtrot wasn't a disastrous spectacle (let's be honest: if it was, she might have stayed), but instead it was just sort of boring. There's something parental about the routine, like if you saw your mom and dad break it out at a wedding you would clap politely, and not be embarrassed by how steamy it was:
Elwhere in DWTS-land, it was a lot of people dancing sad songs about how they missed their moms. But Kendra Wilkinson did some sort of sleazy smoke machines grind-thing:
And Petra Nemcova did a waltz for the victims of natural disasters. Classy!
Who do you think is going to win?