If you haven’t seen Thursday’s “Late Show With Stephen Colbert,” urine (get it?) for a treat — the late-night host continued his weeklong jaunt to Russia with another stream of golden comic moments in which he wiped the floor with President Trump.
Colbert rented the presidential suite at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow, where a former British spy alleged that Trump hired a pair of Russian prostitutes to perform a “golden shower” show.
(The allegation has become a running gag for Colbert, who indulges in double entendres about the Trump pee pee tape whenever possible on “Late Show.”)
“When you’re in this room, I don’t know how to describe it. It’s soaked in history,” Colbert said as he stood by the bed. “It just washes over you. I mean, it’s not even like it’s in the past. You’re in history. You’re in it.”
Trump has denied the allegations in the dossier. To investigate, Colbert brought along a blacklight to case the room for any bodily splashes, and interviewed a Russian investigative journalist about the possibility that Putin holds kompromat about Trump’s sexual peccadilloes as exhibited in the room. “It’s possible,” the taciturn reporter said.
The Ritz-Carlton suite is mentioned in the infamous, unsubstantiated dossier on Trump’s relationship to Russia prepared by former MI6 spy Christopher Steele. Among the events described in the document: Trump hiring Russian prostitutes to urinate on a bed previously slept in by President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama.
Fired FBI director James Comey testified before Congress that Trump said “he had nothing to do with Russia, had not been involved with hookers in Russia, and had always assumed he was being recorded when in Russia.”