Today, in news you didn’t know you needed to know until you knew it, Tyrese Gibson revealed that he is a married man.
The perpetual star of those “Fast & Furious” movies — who frankly, is probably tired of Vin Diesel getting all the attention despite having a ridiculous name like “Vin Diesel” — revealed on Instagram that he somehow pulled off a secret Valentine’s Day wedding. Kudos, my dude.
“On Valentine’s Day February 14th we said yes,” he wrote. According to Refinery29, Gibson has yet to reveal the identity of his new wife. Instead, he just keeps variously referring to her as his #BlackQueen. Because all new wives want to be referred to as a hashtag, am I right?
Also, you have to wonder why secret weddings are so in this year. First Penn Badgley, then Ilana Glazer, and now Tyrese Gibson? Is everyone just saying their “I do’s” before we’re hit with the inevitable, Trump induced apocalypse?
I suppose only time will tell.