This just in: Kim and Kanye are going to do a low-key, family-only wedding with little to no fuss or expense. Just kidding! The guy released a song this year titled “I Am a God,” so obviously he’s going to want to do it big, and that song has the line “in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissant” so he obviously has a fondness for the French, which can only mean they’re getting married at the Palace of Versailles!
Ah yes, the once humble homestead of Louis XIV will possibly host the magical union of Kanye and Kim, reports Us Weekly. “Kanye has never been married and wants a big [wedding],” a source told the mag. “They are not working with a budget,” the source continued.
No budget? Kanye? Kim? Considering their “budget” for house slippers is probably more than my yearly salary, I can believe it.