The Vajayjay Monologues hits the stage tonight - Metro US

The Vajayjay Monologues hits the stage tonight

If you think you can find love on the Bachelor, that Charlie Sheen is a keeper, or you like Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter — you are a Vajayjay.

At least according to The Vajayjay Monologues writer and performer Lindsay Burns, who has re-created Eve Ensler’s Vagina Monologues in a humorous way that looks at the way society and feminism has trended backwards.

“It’s a bad thing. Britney Spears out getting photographed pantyless, the ‘Octomom’ and Jon & Kate Plus 8 … we have gone from vagina to vajayjay,” she said, referring to the term she first heard on Oprah.

“Why see Ann Coulter? Come see my show.”

Burns’s comedic take on the monologues premiers tonight and for more information please visit www.urbancurvz.com.

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