“Homeless man … gets house arrest”
SUN-SENTINEL.COM, OCT. 22
Tactless blunder, or generous gift?
“Paper warns against Gaga meat dress”
UPI.COM, OCT. 22
Rock, scissors fear a trap.
“Obama tells [GOP] to ‘sit in back’”
FOXNEWS.COM, OCT. 25
Doesn’t feel very nice, does it?
“Wind-caused erosions wiping out homes on
Washaway Beach”
KOMONEWS.COM, OCT. 25
But can they claim surprise?
“Taller men ‘more likely to develop testicular cancer’”
TELEGRAPH.CO.UK, OCT. 27
Eat it, studs!
“Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers?”
THEWEEK.COM, OCT. 26
The alternative is sobering.
“Clowns set national record for laughing”
MYFOXDC.COM, OCT. 22
And now nightmares, too…
‘Gap-toothed women are in vogue’
NEWSOK.COM, OCT. 25
Yes, Vogue runs photos of all sorts of women, whoopee.
“Why breasts are the key to the future…”
WIRED.COM, OCT. 20
You had us at “breasts.”
“Four killed by celery”
DAILYMAIL.CO.UK, OCT. 22
Begun, the veggie wars have.
“Baby injured during at-home circumcision”
KPTV.COM, OCT. 25
Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s sort of the point, yes?
“Cholera kills E. coli, salmonella”
CBC.CA, OCT. 26
Thus is the unholy alliance consecrated.
