Yesterday, we reported that a whole bunch of celebrities got married over the weekend. Which is nice for them but, unfortunately, not everyone is as lucky in love.
Alas, according to a “source” — don’t you guys always wonder who these unnamed “sources” are? Where do they come from? Why must they not be named? WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR INTEL? — Jennifer Lopez and adopted son (ahem, I mean, boyfriend) Casper Smart’s relationship is on the rocks and they’re probably headed for a break up.
Oh man, no way! If this middle-aged diva and her 25-year-old boytoy can’t make it work, who can? This is a bigger bummer than the time I accidentally watched “Gigli.” (Are “Gigli” jokes outdated? I think they might be. Sorry guys, it’s Monday. [Insert a Jenny From the Block joke here].)
Anyway, according to this source, J.Lo can no longer deny what her heart has been telling her for too long, which I guess is that she should probably find someone to date who wasn’t still getting the hang of object permanence while she was gearing up for her gig on “In Living Color.” Sorry to hear that, though, “Love Don’t Cost a Thing,” but sometimes it’s also a real kick in the nuts. #nodisrespecttoshialabeouf