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The Word: Puff Daddy got weird at Burning Man – Metro US

The Word: Puff Daddy got weird at Burning Man

P. Diddy aka Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy channels Michael Jackson. P. Diddy aka Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy channels Michael Jackson.

Well, guys, I think Burning Man might have jumped the shark. (Can big smelly desert festivals fueled by psychotropic drugs and artistic pretensions jump sharks?) I think this because Puff Daddy (I will never, ever call Sean Combs anything but Puff Daddy, that’s final) was there this weekend.

According to Huffington Post, pictures of the mogul/producer/terrible rapper wearing a golden glove a la Michael Jackson, some sort of sailor suit and, inexplicably, holding a pink parasol (see: psychotropic drugs) at Burning Man have emerged on the Internet. Which, while awesome in so many ways, does not really embody the spirit of Burning Man. I don’t think. Actually, I don’t really understand what Burning Man is about, other than getting weird, which I guess he accomplished.

Mostly I just wanted to put a picture of Puff Daddy in a sailor suit holding a pink umbrella in front of burning pile of sticks while the sweet and low strains of “I’ll Be Missing You” play in the background in all your heads.

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