The Royals

BTW, Kate Middleton gave birth

Sure was kind of Kate Middleton to give birth before the most important royal wedding of our time. Less than a month before what I’d like to call The Wedding of the Century, or perhaps, The Wedding That Will Change Everything But Probably Not, Kensington Palace announced that the Duchess of...

Monday, April 23, 2018 - 11:17am

Meghan Markle reportedly kidnapped as part of royal training session

Meghan Markle has been extremely busy lately preparing for the royal wedding as it is only weeks away. Aside from all the wedding planning and organizing, part of the preparation process involved her being kidnapped by elite army forces. According to British newspaper Daily Express, the 36-year-...

Thursday, March 15, 2018 - 2:49pm

Here's how to get invited to the royal wedding

Wondering whether your invite to the royal wedding was just, you know, lost in the mail? Or if royalty are even the kind of people to send save the dates? Well, there’s hope yet. Apparently, there’s a way for mere mortals to attend Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s nuptials on May...

Friday, March 2, 2018 - 10:14am

Everything you need to know about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding

Meghan Markle — kween — and Prince Harry — um, prince — have released more details about their wedding via Kensington Palace. And while the details don’t exactly say it’s going to be lit, we’re pretty sure it’s going to be lit. Well, as lit as a royal...

Monday, February 12, 2018 - 12:08pm

Here’s the story of how Prince Harry and Meghan Markle met

Turns out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are closer to human than we thought. Disappointing! Meghan and Harry have admitted that their first meeting was thanks to a mutual friend who played matchmaker — which is funny, because blind dates have never gone well for anyone but these two, you...

Wednesday, January 24, 2018 - 11:16am

When are Prince Harry and Meghan Markle getting married?

On Monday, November 27, Clarence House announced, via Twitter, that Prince Harry and his girlfriend of over a year, Meghan Markle, are now engaged. We’ve been following this couple for a very long time, and now that the Hot Ginger Prince has put a ring on it, there’s just one question...

Friday, December 15, 2017 - 12:48pm

Meghan Markle is a descendent of English royalty herself, Boston genealogist discovers

When actress Meghan Markle got engaged to Prince Harry, many people were excited about the idea of an American becoming part of the royal family. But it turns out, Markle already has some royal blood. Her Royal Highness Princess Henry of Wales (Markle’s to-be title) is descended from royalty...

Thursday, November 30, 2017 - 2:33pm

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to marry at Windsor Castle

It is my greatest hope, dear reader, that your fatigue concerning Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s engagement is still at an arm’s length. Because as tiny droplets of information continue to disperse themselves across Al Gore’s Internet, we will cover them with an intensity...

Tuesday, November 28, 2017 - 2:41pm

Prince Harry has finally put a ring on it, is engaged to Meghan Markle

Let us all finally breathe a sigh of relief: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are engaged. Also, they’ve been engaged all month, but they’re just now telling us about it which, frankly is rude. The couple is set to marry in the spring. The news was announced by Clarence House on Monday,...

Monday, November 27, 2017 - 1:57pm

Meghan Markle is leaving ‘Suits,’ is still not engaged

First things first: No, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry — the hot ginger royal we all know and love, in that faraway way you have affection for people you don’t actually know — are not engaged, still. But maybe they will be soon — especially when you consider that Markle, 36...

Tuesday, November 14, 2017 - 2:53pm

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry might not get engaged so soon after all

We’ve been lied to, led to believe that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s engagement was right around the corner. And apparently, it’s our fault. Apparently, we, the good people of the United States, the United Kingdom, the Upside Down and beyond have been rushing these two. Can...

Tuesday, November 7, 2017 - 2:44pm

Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced a due date

Hold on to your proverbial hats: Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced the due date for their third royal baby. Via a statement through Kensington Palace, of course. “Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to confirm they are expecting a baby in...

Tuesday, October 17, 2017 - 12:17pm

So, are Meghan Markle and Prince Harry engaged yet?

I’m not saying Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are engaged, but I’m not not saying they’re engaged. Ya dig? E! News reports that the “Suits” star and Hot Ginger Prince are steadily making their way toward a ring-on-it situation — so much so that they...

Tuesday, October 3, 2017 - 12:25pm

Hold up! Meghan Markle has met the Queen

Meghan Markle — she of the Vanity Fair covers — has reportedly met the queen because her one-year-relationship with Prince Harry is very! Very! Serious! Markle had reportedly already met Prince Charles, his wife Camilla and William, but a source tells Us Weekly that Harry wanted...

Wednesday, September 13, 2017 - 1:25pm

Meghan Markle earned a Vanity Fair cover by talking about Prince Harry

Listen, I like Meghan Markle, mostly because I like the idea of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry together. Like, there’s nothing wrong with her. But I’d like to remind you if she wasn’t dating Prince Harry, she’d just be a regular ol’ actress with a role on a USA network...

Tuesday, September 5, 2017 - 10:59am

Another person approves of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's relationship, you’re welcome

Were you wondering how Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are doing? Well, they’re just fine. I mean, I’m assuming. I haven’t heard anything that would prove otherwise. Besides, Mike Tindall is making news for giving his approval of the pair, so who even cares what they’re up to...

Monday, August 14, 2017 - 1:19pm

Prince Albert has some concerns about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Prince Albert of Monaco is no stranger to royals and non-royals falling in love and stuff. I mean, his mom was Grace Kelly, who was not an official royal at all until her marriage to Prince Rainier. And as far as he’s concerned, that gives him enough reason to give his opinion about Prince...

Tuesday, July 25, 2017 - 12:16pm

Prince Harry and Prince William still think about their last call with Princess Diana

A new documentary, “Diana, Our Mother: Her Life and Legacy,” celebrating the life and work of Princess Dianaa, is set to broadcast Monday night. As such, Prince William and Prince Harry are talking about their last moments with their mother and it’s straight up heartbreaking. The...

Sunday, July 23, 2017 - 10:46am

Kate Middleton made a joke about having more kids

Kate Middleton, y’alls fave, just joked about having more children. Very interesting! Middleton — ahem, I mean the Duchess of Cambridge — already shares two children with The Duke of Cambridge aka Prince William: Prince George, 3, and Princess Charlotte, 2. But during a...

Tuesday, July 18, 2017 - 1:25pm

Prince Harry once wanted to be just like you

Lately, Prince Harry has been doing his best to be even more well-liked and miraculously, I’m not sick of it yet. A few days ago, he admitted that nobody in the royal family really covets the title king or queen anymore. And now? The artist informally known as the Hot Ginger Prince is opening...

Sunday, June 25, 2017 - 2:14pm