Metro’s Thursday night TV breakdown
‘2013 CBS Fall Preview’
PREVIEW. Hey, if you’ve got nothing better to do on a Thursday night then sit around getting a TV boner watching a TV show about what you can watch on TV in future, this is the special for you!
8:30 p.m., CBS
‘High School Moms’
REALITY. This is a naked attempt to capitalize on the insane popularity of “Teen Mom” by exploiting underage mothers who won’t even get the cache of being on MTV for their troubles, but if you can’t wait a whole week for your teen mommy fix, this should do it.
7 p.m., DFH
COMPETITION. Tonight, the remaining designers are challenged to create looks for “modern Southern women.” That sounds like an oxymoron to us — and we may be biased — but have ya’ll BEEN to the deep south lately?
9 p.m., LIFE