‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’
REALITY. In this episode, the whole family goes go-karting and Mama June ends up with “her own pit crew.” We’re sincerely hoping that’s go-kart related and not some extreme, backwoods form of communal personal hygiene. *Shiver*
8:30 p.m., TLC
‘Top Chef Masters’
REALITY. We can never quite figure out why we love this show so much; watching people concoct delicious meals on TV and then watching other people taste them and ooh and ahh over their deliciousness is the culinary equivalent of a cocktease. However, love it we do, and we’re glad it’s back for another season, premiering tonight with 13 master chefs.
Season Premiere, 10 p.m., BRAVO
‘The Challenge: Rivals II’
REALITY. Tonight, one of the competitors mocks Knight (either for his jacked up dental situation, or for dating that nutjob Jemmye for so long — take your pick) and things get heated. Also, we’re guessing a lot of other people get drunk and fight, too. Also, also: What kind of name is Jemmye?
10 p.m., MTV
‘Joe Rogan Questions Everything’
REALITY. The man perhaps best known as the former host of “Fear Factor” is now hosting this new show, in which he attempts to uncover the truth behind paranormal mysteries. Huh. In the premiere episode, he takes on the myth of Bigfoot.
Series Premiere, 10 p.m., SYFY