You could be cheap and trendy this Halloween and go as Shia LaBeouf, "I Am Not Famous Anymore" performance artist.
You could pay bloody tribute to "The Walking Dead" and go as a zombie — or, even more timely, as a man-eater from Terminus.
But if you're really clever, you could go for the best of both worlds and dress up as Shia LaBeouf: Cannibal.
For complete inspiration, you might want to watch this video about a hundred times, because it is epic.
Rob Cantor, backed by a live orchestra, performs an operatic ode to a flesh-eating, man-killing cannibal who just happens to be named Shia LaBeouf. Coincidentally, of course.
It's worth staying tuned until the end — do not be the guy who misses the twist!
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