After the incident, the man returned to the store several hours later.

John Tlumacki/The Boston Globe via Getty Images

It may not be the strangest male genitalia story ever reported — but it’s still — as one witness put it — disturbing and alarming.


Christian Fisher, 31, has been charged with indecent exposure and assault after allegedly whipping out his private parts at Seattle supermarket, according to published reports.


The incident happened at a Quality Food Center on June 22 when a security guard noticed a female cashier reacting to the man’s penis out on the self-service checkout scanner. The guard allegedly saw the penis when he walked over and the man “was laughing and didn’t make any attempts to stow away his blatantly exposed genitalia,"according to a police report..


The cashier said she was “disturbed and alarmed,” by the incident, the Huffington Post added.


Cops were called, but the alleged flasher, ran out of the store. He reportedly returned several hours later and got into a shoving match with security, according to Popdust. Once he was caught by cops, a block from the store, and arrested he, yelled: “I didn’t whip my cock out!”