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Dear Calvin Harris, stop making all the other boyfriends look bad – Metro US

Dear Calvin Harris, stop making all the other boyfriends look bad

Dear Calvin Harris, stop making all the other boyfriends look bad
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Today in super-adorable news, Calvin Harris is reportedly cat-sitting for girlfriend Taylor Swift while she’s out on the road with her world tour. Not only that, but he’s even posting cat videos of them on Instagram.

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This guy, am I right? I have a theory, though: Harris knows the risks in dating Swift, like how likely he is to be the subject of a song — or, who knows, an entire album — should things go bad. He’s clearly going out of his way to counteract such a fate. And in the process, he’s making life hell for every other boyfriend out there who will be compared to him. Thanks a lot, jerk.

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