Gwyneth Paltrow is fighting back against Graydon Carter and Vanity Fair.
The A-lister is telling her friends and acquaintances not to talk with the magazine regarding an expose about her that is in the works.
“Vanity Fair is threatening to put me on the cover of their magazine,” Paltrow wrote in a mass e-mail to friends and associates, according to the New York Times. “If you are asked for quotes or comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again.”
What is she hiding? Is it something about her marriage to Chris Martin? That the fastidiously all-organic actress sometimes likes to dig in to a bag of Funyons? That she secretly thinks Mario Batali’s Crocs are stupid? What is it?! What has Gwyneth so scared?