Katy Perry, wherever you are (read: likely frolicking around your L.A. mansion in a getup only Willy Wonka's fever dreams could have spawned) we hope you're happy. You should be, because you've finally rid yourself, hopefully for good, of that life-suck named John Mayer.
Though just last week the "Roar" singer was seen sporting some significant bling, sparking rumors of her engagement to Mayer, it seems the notorious womanizer is, well, still just a notorious womanizer. Sources close to the couple told E! Online that Perry broke up with Mayer in the last few days.
A word of advice, Katy: If he ever comes crawling back — maybe he comes across footage of you and Miley swapping spit during her "Bangerz" tour and wants in on the action — you just take a deep breath and "Roar" right in his face. Let him know that "Who You Love" is not John Date-and-Dash Mayer. Also, don't write a sad breakup song about him. The only thing the world needs less than another song by John Mayer is another song about John Mayer.