Michaele Schon and Neal Schon at their wedding at the Palace of Fine Arts on December 15, 2013 in San Francisco, Calif. Credit: Robert Knight/MNS/WireImage for Schon Productions)
Guys. I don't know who cares about this but I'm guessing that somewhere, someone is really, really into the fact that "Real Housewives of D.C." star (and infamous White House party crasher) Michaele Holt Salahi married Journey guitarist Neal Schon on Sunday in San Francisco in a pay-per-view wedding.
Dubbed the "Winter Wonderland Wedding and Music Event," the event hosted18 bridesmaids, 14 groomsmen and 350 guests, including Sammy Hager, Grateful Dead’s Bob Weir, R&B singer Brian McKnight and reality TV sensation Omarosa Manigault. Their first dance as man and wife was to “When I Fall In Love” as fake snow fell from the rafters.
I didn't watch the live broadcast, which clocked in at $14.95 for three hours. Because, well, I like my life and I didn't feel like ending it in the name of journalism. All I know is the only thing I'm slightly jealous of in this whole mess is the fact they had Sammy Hager as a wedding guest.