Miley Cyrus and I apparently see eye to eye on a lot of things, including Taylor Swift. Well, sort of. While my Swift gripes are more broad and far-reaching, Cyrus is taking issue with one particular move — namely Swift's much-hyped "Bad Blood" music video. "I don't get the violence revenge thing," she tells Marie Clare. "That's supposed to be a good example? And I'm a bad role model because I'm running around with my titties out? I'm not sure how titties are worse than guns." Ain't that America, right?
Cyrus also has some other insights that are genuinely awesome, like her take on the double standards of show business: "There is so much sexism, ageism, you name it," she says. "Kendrick Lamar sings about LSD and he's cool. I do it and I'm a druggie whore."
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Oh, and all of her outlandish behavior and aversion to clothing? It's all pretty savvy, actually. "There's nothing left to catch me doing," she explains. "You want to hack my email so you can find my nude pictures? I'll just f—ing put them up." Right on.
And one more thing: I'll just leave this fantastic Cyrus quote here, free of context or commentary: I feel like a 15-year-old boy trapped in the body of a 22-year-old girl."
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