We start this oddity off at the three-minute mark, because you don't really want to see Ethel Merman do "Tomorrow," do you?
But you do really want to see a pre-plastic surgery MJ giving Oscar the Grouch a book on ghosts. But here's the most ridiculous part: That's ALL that happens! He says, "see you later, bye" and walks away!
He doesn't even sing with Oscar!
Ethel Merman gets three minutes and the King of Pop gets less than one!