Attention Liam Hemsworth. If you're going to cheat on fiancee Miley Cyrus, don't do it at the Chateau Marmont. The Los Angeles hotel swarms daily with paparazzi and gossips; it's akin to taking out a billboard on I-95.
Here's the dirt: Hemsworth (aka: Mr. Miley To-Be) was seen getting "hot and heavy" with January Jones at a pre-Oscar party over the weekend, per Star magazine. “It looked like they had some hot chemistry,” an eyewitness told the rag. “They were all over each other – and they even kissed!”
For her part, Cyrus showed up on Sunday at the Elton John AIDS Foundation's viewing party sans date and "was all over the place" (this is code for "drunk").
So what does this mean? I'm not sure. All I know is that Hemsworth is 23, while Cyrus is 20. This — the illicit kissing, the partying — sounds like appropriate behavior for people barely out of their teens. Not signing up for a lifelong contract with one another. Oh, wait, I also know I don't want to see Billy Ray Cyrus angry. Good luck with that, January and Liam.