Here is Michael Cera dressed up as a Puritan, about to hang Winona Ryder.
Metro’s Tuesday night TV breakdown.
‘The Vineyard’
REALITY. When this show premiered last week, we were under the impression that it was a new drama about a group of vapid 20-somethings working/partying/fighting on Martha’s Vineyard for the summer. When we tuned in, however, we found out that it’s actually a “scripted reality” show akin to “The Hills” — except the dialogue between these people is somehow even more inane.
10 p.m., ABCFAM
‘Drunk History’
COMEDY. Tonight, Winona Ryder acts out the story of unjustly executed Quaker Mary Dyer, as slurred by Jen Kirkman. Awesome.
10 p.m., COMEDY
‘Doomsday Preppers Bugged Out’’
EDUCATIONAL. What the hell could this show be about, we wondered? It’s a look at people who spend all their time preparing for the end the world (and bugging out, a lot).
10 p.m., NGC
‘Total Divas’
REALITY. This new show profiles the lives of WWE divas. In the opener, famous lady wrestler Nikki Bella questions her relationship with John Cena. We bet it’s pretty scary when pro wrestlers argue.
midnight, OXYGN
