Sexy times with extreme cougars.
Metro’s breakdown of your Wednesday night TV.
‘Insane Clown Posse Theater’
JUGGALOS. We can’t believe we just found out that this is a thing. ICP give their opinions about popular music and internet videos. F—ckin’ videos, how do they work?
11 p.m., FUSE
‘Extreme Cougar Wives’
REALITY. So, apparently this is a special about sexy (kinda) older ladies who prey upon nubile young men — but, like, in an extreme way. We’re not sure if that refers to the extremity of the age differences between the women and their beaus or the voracity of their later-life sexual appetites, but, either way, we’re intrigued.
9:30 p.m, TLC
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’
LATE NIGHT. Tonight’s guests are Oprah and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Love us some McLovin. But who is this Oprah person?
11:35 p.m., ABC
‘Duck Dynasty’
REALITY. In the fourth season premiere (enough people watch this show to warrant four seasons?) of the reality show about an inexplicably successful family of duck hunters, a surprise wedding is planned. A shotgun wedding perhaps?
Season Premiere, 10 p.m., A&E
