Taylor Swift's habit of bringing random female celebrities out onstage has gone from other pop stars (Haim, Tegan and Sara) to the totally random (Julia Roberts?). Who will she bring out next? Mariska Hargitay has already stopped by once, and if Swift just sticks to "Law and Order" spinoffs, she's got plenty of options. But that's just the question comedian Lara Marie Schoenhals seeks to answer in a parody video called "Please Welcome to the Stage" in which she welcomes every conceivable woman Swift might invite onstage, living or dead, from Maya Angelou to rescued brides of ISIS. Yes, it's clearly a vertical phone video taken in someone's apartment, but by the time she got to the girl from "The Ring," we had to appreciate her creativity.