If your most primal nightmare is watching Madonna dressed up as a clown while pedaling toward you on a miniature bike, then we have good news and bad news for you.
The bad news is this is real. The good news is the entire thing took place in Australia, very far from most of us, and is over, CBS News reported.
The intimate concert, which was called “Tears of a Clown,” was carnival themed and streamed live via Periscope (a hip young app we’re sure Madge is just all about), reportedly starting several hours late.
It apparently began with Madonna pedaling in on a miniature bike just like Jigsaw from the “Saw” franchise.